Rest in Peace, Addison

Dearly beloved.. we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Addison.

Once very so often, we have one great love of our life. A love that compliments and complements us... and a love that brings out the best in us. Addison loved me that way. So now, till the day I find another pair of jeans that loves me so well, Addison will remain in my heart, a memory of how my non-existent butt -can- look, given the right pair of jeans.

-weep-

I'd hoped that those rips in the seat weren't too obvious... so i could still wear it. I mean. I can't imagine that my butt would get too much attention anyway. But when my brother in law's sister brought it up, i realized.. okay.. it's time to retire it. It's amazing how easy it is to trick one's mind into believing that something is not as bad as it seems. A week ago, the rips.. were tiny. Well. I thought they were tiny, then. I looked at it again two weeks ago.. and i think I could put my entire hand through the rip.

-sob- I loved you so well, Addison. You were pretty darn expensive too. Thank you for 5 good years.